I said, "Teach them the fear of the Lord."

I am pretty certain this is not what God meant when He called me to teach His people 'the fear of the Lord.' This didn't even scare my 2 year old munchkin.

Well thought I'd give it a go....

Simon

Oh no someone's taken over the church office.

He just pushed me out the chair and told me he could do a better job. Who am I to argue?

Simon